Reports of small yellow objects appearing on and around the Tecoma outlet this morning have locals buzzing. Thankfully our community are always watching the site and managed to grab a photo of the item before it disappeared.

Regular protesters witnessed a very SOUR faced James Currie (Tecoma franchisee) collecting the offensive object. Local Police were in attendance within minutes.

We’ve had trusted local horticulturalists view the images and they have confirmed our suspicions – IT’S A LEMON!!!

We now understand why James seemed somewhat perplexed, he obviously has trouble identifying LEMONS when they are offered to him

Our community tried to warn you that the Tecoma McDonalds outlet was a LEMON, but you didn’t listen.

Please James, stop wasting our Police resources with your unnecessary reports.

IF IT SMELLS LIKE A LEMON,
FEELS LIKE A LEMON,
TASTES LIKE A LEMON,
AND EVERYONE TELLS YOU IT’S A LEMON…
IT’S MOST LIKELY A LEMON!