Excellent piece today by Danny Katz in The Age.
”Hmmmm-HMMMMM,” mumbled the Buddhist monk as he chomped into his Triple-Pattie Jumbo Beef Burger with extra-crispy bacon strips and spicy chipotle mayo, ”now I know why people are always smiling in burger ads! This is deeeeeeee-licious!”
His monk colleagues all nodded in agreement, chowing down on their Mighty Enlightened CheeseBurgers, Tibetan Tuna-Fillet Snack-Wraps and Spicy Stefanovics (one with the lot. Ahhh, now we get it! Haw haw, that Karl dude is fun-NNNY).
Big Buddha’s Burger Bar was doing a roaring trade. It had been open for only a month, but monks were queueing around the block for a taste of non-murder, spiritually ethical slabs of minced stem-cell tissue, served on a sesame seed bun.
